You are cordially invited.

Dear Mr. CEO,

The Don happily accepts the offer to join you on this, the day of your first international event in God knows how long. He is sure that this will be a peaceful time of recreation for you and your distinguished guests, and he looks forward to further developing the beneficial relationship between our countries. He is a very busy man, and unfortunately could not write this letter himself on account of his business today being conducted in The Family Bunker. Speaking of business, The Don has some very exciting prospects he would like to speak to you about whenever you're up for it...



With good will and piqued interest,
The Family

Doubtlessly Lady Broadside would also have arrived, but her RSVP Pigeon might have starved to death over the seas...