Haiku

But I'm on floor 5,
How the heck did she get here?
I blame the ninjas.

Ninjas do not think
They only act on training
And training is YUUUUUGE


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Perhaps you should lock
Your window next time unless
You want intrusions.

Locking a window
Easier said than done, sir
Windows are not doors


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Yes but you can buy
Locks for windows which work just
As well as door locks

What of the window
Is it not breakable stuff
Can one punch the glass?


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Have you punched glass?
It would be quite painful as
It is hard and sharp.

What about a pole
Made of metal or something
It does the job, no?


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Ninjas use not poles
As you may have noticed
They use blades no?

The point still stands
What use is a big, large lock
Blades pierce the window


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