News of the Elecetion in the NCAF for the new Caliph

Lūt el-Mansouri is in jail today, as during a speech he walked in and everyone immediately noticed something wasn’t right. Unfortunately not remembering his namesake, Lūt el-Mansouri walked up to the podium nearly blackout drunk. Slurring and almost falling as he stepped up and started ranting about how his wife’s bosom is the most voluptuous in the land. He soon stumbled and passed out. A shocking turn of events. Lūt el-Mansouri is now in jail for 10 years for public intoxication, and an additional 20 years for disrupting the peace.