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01-31-2017, 06:18 AM

[01/28/2017] (Removed from Flash News on that date)

Two assassins attempted to assassinate JEM, leader of Aethelia.

They failed, for a few reasons: It was national "Dress Like the Leader" Day, so everyone looked the same, both assassins dressed like JEM to blend in, each assassin killed the other by mistake, and JEM wasn't even in Aethelia, having forgotten the day.

After a few hours of deliberation, Aethelia's higher ups came to a conclusion: Aethelians are not very good at assassination.

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General News - by Noveaux - 01-30-2017, 02:44 PM

RE: General News - by Noveaux - 01-30-2017, 02:47 PM

RE: General News - by Enbayft - 01-30-2017, 06:08 PM

RE: General News - by RCSK - 01-30-2017, 06:37 PM

RE: General News - by Enbayft - 01-31-2017, 02:50 AM

RE: General News - by Aethelia - 01-31-2017, 06:18 AM

RE: General News - by RCSK - 01-31-2017, 11:37 PM

RE: General News - by Noveaux - 02-01-2017, 12:11 AM

RE: General News - by Aethelia - 02-01-2017, 07:13 AM

RE: General News - by Neuvu - 02-13-2017, 12:34 AM

RE: General News - by Aethelia - 02-13-2017, 12:52 PM

RE: General News - by Mondtburg - 02-14-2017, 05:40 PM

RE: General News - by RCSK - 02-14-2017, 07:34 PM

RE: General News - by Noveaux - 03-13-2017, 06:49 AM

RE: General News - by RCSK - 03-29-2017, 12:27 AM

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