General News

[01/28/2017] (Removed from Flash News for being too long, attempting to re-create here)

Leader JEM of Aethelia, along with other party leaders, recently completed a diplomatic mission to a kingdom whose leader wore a crown.

After news spread of this strange foreign trend of using headwear to convey status, Aethelians got the wrong idea about the purpose of crowns. Wealthy Aethelians have begun commissioning elaborate custom crowns to wear in public, and at work, with CEOs and other particularly wealthy people wearing up to eight crowns at once, one on top of another.

(If this sounds too silly, then someone explain to me why some people buy big vehicles that don't need to be so big. That's not any less silly to me.)