Haiku

Cold land brings bad land
The crops do not grow well there
Use a hairdryer


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I do not get it
A hairdryer, why, just why?
It does not make sense

Hairdryers use heat
It warms the surface up well
Enough to grow crops


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Hairdryers are an
Option yes, but you need to
Power them first mate.

And I know that I
Had just split my sentence to
Make the Haiku work.

Why would you stop there
Don't just use a hair dryer
Use a jet engine

Splitting sentences
Better to not bother, then
It destroys the mood


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Two shit candidates
United in disproval
Nice knowing you, friends

Ugh
We're doomed
It's snowing on Mt.Fuji

Please stop with your words
They are destroying haikus
Apologies, Sol

Safety of sleep time
Away from pain and pressure
Now the dream will end